Employee Resources
If you're a new employee, download each of the following documents, sign them, and then email them to Gomez.
Meet Gomez, our HR guy!
He's a pretty nice guy, really. If you have any questions about getting paid or why you haven't been paid you can talk to him about it. From time to time Gomez might ask you to stop having a conversation if it's work-inappropriate. Don't worry about it, he won't take it personally unless it's your third strike. And if that's the case you might as well start packing your bags. Gomez has escorted people out of the building before. He'll do it again if he has to. Most people are on his good side though! I think they're hoping he'll give them some of those holiday cookies his wife makes every year.
Request time off
If you need to take some vacation days, just use the form below. Gomez should get back to you soon. Just make sure you don't get on Gomez's bad side. He really doesn't like approving vacation requests for people who get on his bad side. I know that doesn't sound reasonable, but I swear that he's a reasonable guy. He really is. Also remember to check your email.